Connie Cockroach

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Connie cockroach says she has
A new skirt made of gold
That’s a lie, connie cockroach
Your skirt is 10 years old
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee
Your skirt is 10 years old
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee
Your skirt is 10 years old.

Connie cockroach says she has
A bright shiny diamond ring
That’s a lie, connie cockroach.
That ring’s not worth a thing.
H a ha ha. Hee hee hee.
That’s ring’s not worth a thing.
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
That ring’s not worth a thing.

Connie cockroach says she has
New high heels that are so pink
That’s a lie, connie cockroach
Your mom wore those last week
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
Your mom wore those last week.

Connie cockroach says she has
A new skirt from paris, france
That’s a lie, connie cockroach
That skirt is made of grass
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
That skirt is made of grass

Connie cockroach says she has
Sandals so cool and so neat
That’s a lie, connie cockroach
All you have are hairy feet
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
All you have are hairy feet

Connie cockroach says she has
Balloons that lift her in the sky
That’s a lie connie cockroach,
We all know you can’t fly.
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
We all know you can’t fly.
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
We all know you can’t fly.

Connie cockroach says she has
A pretty pink ruffled dress
That’s a lie connie cockroach
Those ruffles are a mess
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
Those ruffles are a mess

Connie cockroach says she has
A private plane to come and go
That’s a lie connie cockroach
But your bus is rock ‘n’ roll
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
Your bus is rock ‘n’ roll
Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee.
Yeah! Your bus is rock ‘n’ roll!